#10 BENIHANA!!!! Love it or hate it?

Benihana is a very delicious restaurant. From there selection to there style.
This can be a perfect place to take a date. It has a romantic scenery, but is also a perfect place to take your family. The sushi bar is to die for. From there California rolls to there Caterpillar rolls. For those who don't care for Sushi they have a large variety of different meats. From chicken to steak to lobster. One of the best parts of this restaurant is there show. The professional chefs cook all of your meals in front of you. So you know exactly how everything is prepared and served. They can make volcano's with onions and olive oil, beating hearts with fresh fried rice. The employee's make sure that you feel welcome and get you everything the way you like it when you like. Benihana may be a little on the expensive side but now days what isn't. Benihana is healthier then then there leading competitors such as Fogo De Chio. Who fries in vegetable oil and wraps there healthy food in bacon. So i would recommend that you venture to your nearest Benihana. I give this resturaunt 4 out of 5.

#9 BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!

Mumble is approaching Gloria. He loves Gloria and is pretending to sing to have her as a girlfrined. She knows that its not him singing and tells him to stop and leave. Mumble trys to hide the singing penguin behind him beter and continues to pretend. Gloria gets behind mumble and exposes the real sining penguin. Everybody stares, as Gloria begins to sing again. mumble starts to tap dance to the beat of her song. She says stop it wont work. Mumble continues to dance. Gloria likes it and they look at each other with amazement. Everyone joins in on the song and the dance with Gloria and Mumble.

The Penguins surrounding Gloria and Mumble act as if they love Mumble. They join in on the dance to let him know that he is cool and that he has the girl. They chant his name as they dance and sing. Mumble some what confused and happy joins in.

# 6 NO MORE TEETH!!!

With our society this crazy I feel that a new law should be established. There is no reason why anybody should be happy. We're almost in another depression. With that said I a enforcing a law. No more teeth! Everyone is to get every tooth in there mouth pulled IMMEDIATELY! Every body has two weeks from today to get them removed. Those who choose to break this law will pay the consequences. If caught you will automatically go to jail. Each tooth represents a year in jail. And since soon nobody will have teeth, I am banning smiling. If you smile you get a 96 dollar tickit and have to appear in court... thanks for your time, and remember no smiling!